Pampa High School
Class of 1965
Retirement Humor
At last ... Retirement!
Actually we refer to retirement as "Redirection!" Here's a bit of humor for you!
Why I Like Retirement!
Question:
How many days in a week?
Answer:
6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday
Question:
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:
Two hours after falling asleep on the couch
Question:
How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer:
Only one, but it might take all day.
Question:
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:
There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question:
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:
The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question:
Among retirees, what is considered "formal attire?"
Answer:
Tied shoes