At last ... Retirement!

Actually we refer to retirement as "Redirection!" Here's a bit of humor for you! 

 

Why I Like Retirement!

Question:
How many days in a week?
Answer:
6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday

Question:
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:
Two hours after falling asleep on the couch

Question:
How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer:
Only one, but it might take all day.

Question:
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:
There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:
The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:
Among retirees, what is considered "formal attire?"
Answer:
Tied shoes